For anyone who's had quite enough of being told how much protein they should apparently be eating.
The Holy Flaps Protein Pressure Greetings Card takes aim at one of life's more modern obsessions with the brilliantly irreverent humour the collection is known for. Bold, cheeky and painfully relatable, it's the perfect card for friends who appreciate a joke about wellness trends, gym culture and the seemingly endless quest to squeeze more protein into absolutely everything.
Part of the award-winning Holy Flaps collection, this straight-talking card makes a brilliant little saw this and immediately thought of you surprise — no birthday or special occasion required.
Printed on sustainably sourced board and paired with the range's unmistakable neon orange envelope, it's guaranteed to stand out in the post.
Blank inside for your own message — nutritional advice entirely optional.
Best friends, gym buddies, fitness fanatics, wellness-weary friends and anyone who has recently discovered that apparently even their yoghurt needs more protein.