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Funny Cards

A collection of Humorous Greetings Cards

Funny & Humorous Cards in Banstead, Surrey

Because sometimes laughter really is the best gift.

Discover our collection of funny and humorous greeting cards in Banstead, Surrey, from clever one-liners to cheeky designs guaranteed to raise a smile. Each humorous card is carefully handpicked for its wit, charm and perfectly timed punchline — ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or simply just because.

Perfect paired with flowers or a scented candle, our funny cards balance the giggles with a thoughtful finishing touch. Shop online or visit our Banstead store to discover humorous greeting cards in Surrey — where humour and heart always go hand in hand.

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You May Load the Dishwasher all Wrong Greeting Card (5775)

£3.50
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If Ryan Gosling Calls Greeting Card

£3.50
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Sloga Greetings Card

£3.95
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Billion Red Greetings Card

£3.95
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Parties Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Funny Anniversary Card - A6 - Where Have You Bean

£3.50
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Friendship and Therapy Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Holy Flaps Awesome Greetings Card

£3.95
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Some Days I Amaze Myself Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
Funny Bougie birthday card
 

Bougie Hand Wash Card for Fancy Friend

£3.50
Welcome to life as an adult blank card
 

Trampoline Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
No one has more shit on their to do list blank card
 

Holy Flaps Bedtime Greetings Card

£3.95
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Holy Flaps Underwear Greeting Card

£3.95
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Holy Flaps You'd Be Greeting Card

£3.95
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Opened a Bottle of Wine Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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If Pooh Bear Wears a Crop Top Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Don't Worry

£2.95
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You Know Too Much Funny Friendship Greeting Card

£3.95
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Climbing Everest Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Product Title More Candles Funny Birthday Card

£3.95
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Song Lyrics Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Holy Flaps Susan Greetings Card

£3.95

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