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Funny Cards

A collection of Humorous Greetings Cards

Funny & Humorous Cards in Banstead, Surrey

Because sometimes laughter really is the best gift.

Discover our collection of funny and humorous greeting cards in Banstead, Surrey, from clever one-liners to cheeky designs guaranteed to raise a smile. Each humorous card is carefully handpicked for its wit, charm and perfectly timed punchline — ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or simply just because.

Perfect paired with flowers or a scented candle, our funny cards balance the giggles with a thoughtful finishing touch. Shop online or visit our Banstead store to discover humorous greeting cards in Surrey — where humour and heart always go hand in hand.

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Anna Wright Just Hatched new baby card featuring a yellow chick illustration with gold foil detailing.
 

Anna Wright Just Hatched Chick New Baby Card – Gold Foil

£3.95
Holy Flaps Coolest People greetings card printed on sustainably sourced board and supplied with a bright neon orange envelope.
 
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Holy Flaps Coolest People Greetings Card | Funny Friendship Card

£3.95
Holy Flaps Protein Pressure funny greetings card supplied with a bright neon orange envelope.
 

Holy Flaps Protein Pressure Greetings Card | Funny Friendship Card

£3.95
Holy Flaps Best Friends greetings card supplied with a bright neon orange envelope and blank inside for a personal message.
 

Holy Flaps Best Friends Card | Fun Friendship Greetings Card

£3.95
Holy Flaps Awesome greetings card printed on sustainably sourced board and supplied with a bright neon orange envelope.
 

Awesome Greetings Card

£3.95
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You May Load the Dishwasher all Wrong Greeting Card (5775)

£3.50
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Sloga Greetings Card

£3.95
Holy Flaps Candles funny birthday greetings card supplied with a bright neon orange envelope.
 

Holy Flaps Candles Greetings Card | Funny Birthday Card

£3.95
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Billion Red Greetings Card

£3.95
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Friendship and Therapy Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Some Days I Amaze Myself Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
Where's the wine gone blank card
 

Greedy Tiger Funny Card | Humorous Greeting Card

£3.75
Holy Flaps brings straight-talking, laugh-out-loud designs with razor-sharp humour. Bold, honest and delightfully inappropriate—definitely not for the easily offended.
 

Holy Flaps Underwear Greeting Card

£3.95
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Holy Flaps You'd Be Greeting Card

£3.95
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Opened a Bottle of Wine Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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If Pooh Bear Wears a Crop Top Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Don't Worry

£2.95
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Climbing Everest Funny Greeting Card

£3.95
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Product Title More Candles Funny Birthday Card

£3.95
Holy Flaps brings straight-talking, laugh-out-loud designs with razor-sharp humour. Bold, honest and delightfully inappropriate—definitely not for the easily offended.
 

Holy Flaps Susan Greetings Card

£3.95

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