Too Young to Retire Too Old to Go Clubbing Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card
- Description
Somewhere between wild nights out and early bird specials lies the sweet spot of modern adulthood.
Our Too Young to Retire, Too Old to Go Clubbing Birthday Card perfectly captures that stage of life when the idea of staying out until 3am sounds exhausting, but retirement still feels a very long way off. A funny and relatable birthday card for friends, besties, partners, siblings and anyone embracing the joys of middle age with a sense of humour.
Printed on premium 350gsm card stock, this high-quality birthday card feels every bit as special as the person receiving it. Left blank inside, there's plenty of room for your own message, whether heartfelt, humorous or somewhere in between.
Made using FSC-certified recycled materials and supplied with a classic kraft envelope, it's a thoughtful card that's kind to the planet too.
Product Details
• Funny age-related birthday card
• Perfect for friends, besties, partners and family members
• Printed on premium 350gsm card
• Card size: 150mm x 150mm
• Blank inside for your own personalised message
• Supplied with kraft envelope
• FSC-certified and recycled materials
• Carefully packaged in a hard-backed envelope marked "Do Not Bend"
For those who still feel young at heart but now need a good night's sleep afterwards.