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Too Old for a Midlife Crisis Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card for Him or Her

Regular price £3.95
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Some birthdays deserve heartfelt sentiment. Others deserve a healthy dose of humour.

Our Too Old for a Midlife Crisis Birthday Card is the perfect choice for someone who appreciates a good laugh about getting older. Whether you're celebrating a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner or friend, this witty birthday card is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Printed on premium 350gsm card stock, it feels beautifully substantial and is left blank inside, giving you plenty of space to write a message that's heartfelt, hilarious, or somewhere in between.

Thoughtfully produced using FSC-certified recycled materials and paired with a classic kraft envelope, it's a birthday card that's as considered as it is amusing.

Product Details

• Funny "Too Old for a Midlife Crisis" birthday card
• Ideal for husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner or friend
• Printed on premium 350gsm card
• Card size: 150mm x 150mm
• Blank inside for your own personalised message
• Supplied with kraft envelope
• FSC-certified and recycled materials
• Carefully packaged in a hard-backed envelope marked "Do Not Bend"

Because growing older is inevitable — but laughing about it is optional.


Too Old for a Midlife Crisis Birthday Card | Funny Birthday Card for Him or Her

£3.95