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Rude anniversary card with the cheeky message "You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples", featuring a luxury Spot UV finish on premium textured cardstock.
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Rude Anniversary Card – You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples

Regular price £3.50
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Celebrate your relationship with laughter thanks to this Luxury Rude Anniversary Card from Running With Scissors. Featuring the hilariously cheeky message "You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples", this playful card is perfect for couples who know that the best relationships are built on love, laughter and a brilliantly inappropriate sense of humour.

Designed and printed in the UK, this contemporary anniversary card is produced on premium 300gsm lightly textured cardstock and finished with luxurious Spot UV detailing, adding a subtle glossy finish that makes the bold typography really stand out. Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day or simply surprising your favourite person for no reason at all, it's guaranteed to get a smile.

Blank inside, there's plenty of room for your own heartfelt, hilarious or slightly cheeky message. Ideal for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and long-term partners who appreciate humour over traditional romance.

Why You'll Love It

  • Funny rude anniversary card with a cheeky slogan
  • Features luxurious Spot UV detailing
  • Printed on premium 300gsm lightly textured cardstock
  • Designed and printed in the UK
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Supplied with a quality kraft envelope
  • Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day and romantic occasions with a sense of humour

Product Details

  • Size: A6 (101 × 152mm)
  • Cardstock: Premium 300gsm lightly textured board
  • Finish: Spot UV detailing
  • Inside: Blank
  • Envelope: Kraft
  • Printed in the UK
  • Available wrapped or naked

If your relationship is built on quick wit, playful banter and making each other laugh every day, this rude anniversary card is the perfect way to celebrate another year together.

 


Rude Anniversary Card – You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples

£3.50