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Luxury rude anniversary card reading "You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples" with Spot UV finish and kraft envelope.
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Luxury Rude Anniversary Card – You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples | Funny Anniversary Card

Regular price £3.25
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For couples who appreciate cheeky humour over cheesy romance, this Luxury "You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples" Anniversary Card is guaranteed to raise a smile. Designed by Running With Scissors, it's the perfect rude anniversary card for partners who love witty, tongue-in-cheek banter.

Printed in the UK on premium 300gsm lightly textured cardstock, this luxury greeting card features a high-quality Spot UV finish that adds a sleek, glossy detail to the bold design. Blank inside for your own message, it's ideal for anniversaries, Valentine's Day or simply making your favourite person laugh.

Whether you're celebrating your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or long-term partner, this funny anniversary card proves romance doesn't always have to be serious.

Product Features:

  • Luxury Spot UV detail finish
  • Funny rude anniversary card
  • Designed and printed in the UK
  • Premium 300gsm lightly textured cardstock
  • A6 size (4 x 6 inches)
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Supplied with a kraft envelope
  • Available naked or cellophane wrapped
  • Barcode and product code printed on the reverse

Perfect for anyone who believes laughter is the secret to a happy relationship.


Luxury Rude Anniversary Card – You Make My Raspberries Ripple Shiny Nipples | Funny Anniversary Card

£3.25